Dumaguete Apartments For Rent
DUMAGUETE FURNISHED APARTMENTS FOR RENT
750 PESOS PER DAY BY THE WEEK
FREE MOTORBIKE FOR A FEW PESOS MORE!
DUMAGUETE FURNISHED APARTMENTS FOR RENT
I’m Capt. David Williams, Chairman of the Deafwhale Society, the oldest marine mammal conservation group in the world. Look me up on Linkedin. Search me on Google! Read my work at deafwhale.com or navigation failure in beached whales! I’m 76 years old, don’t lie, cheat, steal, drink alcohol, do drugs or smoke. I personally supervised the construction of all the buildings and the pool to make sure it is the safest place in the Philippines just in case of an earthquake, typhoon, or flood. Believe it or not, the building is surrounded by a moat to drain flood water away. It is also fire proof. You could not burn this building even if you tried! You got to see the construction up close to believe it. It is by far the safest building to be in during a natural disaster. Even though Dumaguete Apartments For Rent is situated in a very safe area, we still maintain a 16-foot electrified security wall with tall iron gates, security cameras, office safe, and an armed guard walking around at night.
We are moderately priced for both short term and long term stays. We are very selective and only serve those looking for a relaxing place to stay where NO ONE will trouble them or their wives and girlfriends. We offer peace, quiet, cleanliness, and the best security in the Philippines.
The best way to find out if you will like this place is to make a call via skype or google and have a nice talk with me. We can tell quickly if we will get along. I want to be sure we can deliver what you expect and you can deliver what we expect. Becoming good friends is the key because good friends can always settle differences even if they argue a little.
My wife Marisa, is the nicest person in the world. Everyone loves her. She could get along with the devil! You can call her on SKYPE at “dsamarisa.” Her local cell is 0927-320-2111 or landline at “035-421-1343.”
You can also send an email to me (David) at firstname.lastname@example.org or call “dw-williams” on skype. You can also leave your phone number in an email and I will call you. Nothing beats a nice talk between two grown men!
OUR WATCH DOG
Princess will bark at you at first, but if you give her a little belly rub, she will be your friend for life.
President Duterte talks too much. Regardless, we stand behind him 100%. We have lived in the Philippines for 20 years and feel 100 times safer here than anywhere else. The local police are our best friends. They are here in less than 3 minutes if we need them. As far as the martial law in a tiny section of Mindanao, this should have been done 10 years ago. By the way, you are far more likely to meet a terrorist in the United States, France, Germany, and England than you are here!
OUR FULLY FURNISHED APARTMENTS OFFER
Free ultra high-speed Internet with Wi-Fi modems in each room. Many of our tenants, including myself, day trade stocks at night and others work on the Internet. Fast reliable connections are a must. We have static IPs and 10 Mbs data download with 5 different modems supplying data and you also have your own personal Wi-Fi. We also offer large flat-screen cable TV, large bathrooms with hot showers, fans, air conditioning, and each of our units are fully furnished with linens, cookware, towels, microwave, large new refrigerators, and everything you need to live comfortably. And, there is no lease to sign! Our deal is secured by a good faith handshake.
MOST BEAUTIFUL POOL IN TOWN
SHORT TERM PRICES
Let Dumaguete Apartments For Rent serve as your local landing pad. Try us for one week at $150 us dollars and we will throw in a FREE LATE-MODEL HONDA MOTORBIKE ($50 value). This rate converts to 1,100 pesos per day including the free motorbike that rents downtown for 350 pesos per day. In other words, the room rate for the week is only 750 pesos per day! This beats any hotel deal in town when you considered the big beautiful pool, the free super fast Internet, the fully furnished apartment and all the extras. We also offer a less expensive apartment on the 3rd floor for only $100 per week with the same free motorbike deal. This is a get acquainted special. Depending on how well you like us and we like you, we will offer you our best long-term rental rate after we get to know each other.
IF YOU WANT TO MEET A YOUNG LADY
Because Dumaguete Studio Apartments is so clean, the girls are always impressed. Filipinas are no different than any other ladies. They do not want to date a bum. Marisa also knows a few girls hoping to meet a nice guy so finding a companion will not be a problem.
NO LEASE AND FREE TO MOVE OUT
Use your first week to motorbike around looking for a house or the perfect long-term apartment or even a cheap hotel if that’s what you want. But even if you want a cheap place, you need to SEE IT BEFORE YOU COMMIT! Lots of places sound fantastic on the Internet but are horrible hellholes with rats and cockroaches everywhere. Boots on the ground is the only way to find a suitable place!
WE WILL REFUND YOUR MONEY!
If what you see on the day of you arrive does not make you smile, just say you are not happy with our surroundings and we will gladly refund your deposit and you can go stay at a local hotel.
We are so proud of what we have created that we just don’t want unhappy tenants. Besides, we’ve never had a new tenant that was not happy the minute they came through the gate. All out new arrivals tell us that our place looks better in person than it does in the pictures. And the surroundings are so clean, it just blows everyone’s mind.
Never rent for more than a week without boots on the ground!
For more information, send an email to (dwms07-at-gmail.com) or call our US Skype (1-336-645-3360) from 9 PM to 9 AM, Eastern Standard Time, Monday through Friday. Or, send us your phone number and we will call you!
From the Philippines, call or text Marisa at 0927-320-2111. Our Philippines landline is 63-35-421-1343. No pets or children under 16 years of age. Two adults maximum per unit.
WE LIVE ON THE PREMISES
Our tenants become our best friends. If you get sick and need to go to a hospital or to a doctor, lose your keys, run out of cooking gas, get stuck downtown, have an accident, blow a fuse, something breaks, or whatever happens… all you need to do is let us know. Even if it is 2 AM, knock on our window or call us and we will help you no charge. We’ve been in Dumaguete 20 years and know the best hospitals, doctors, and lawyers. We also have a full-time maintenance person on duty 6 days per week!
IF YOU DO NOT LIKE DRUNKS
Lots of retired foreign men are heavy drinkers with a nasty attitude when drunk. There’s nothing wrong with a few beers or glass of wine. But creating problems for other tenants does not fit in here. We will call the police if there is any problem.
We have had a lot of bar hounds tossed out over the 8 years we’ve been open. That’s the reason we do not offer a lease. This is our home and we refuse to share it with undesirables. In fact, knowing your neighbors are kind, friendly, and sober is the main reason to stay here!
Nor can you smoke inside or near the main building. We do have two areas where you can smoke and get online. But no cigars or pipes!
Dumaguete Apartments For Rent is located 10 minutes due west of downtown in Barangay Candau-ay, up the big mountain on the road that goes to the geothermal electric power plant (map and directions). Silliman University Hospital is 5 minutes away. The airport is a 10-minute trip. The shopping mall and beach are nearby. We are not in the center of town but we are in the center of the action!
free airport pickup and drop off
full laundry service
clean purified drinking water
motorized tricycle for rent hourly
cooking gas refills
free large gas grill
free charcoal grills
new 4-door pickup for rent
THINGS TO DO
We have three gyms nearby and lots of places to walk or jog. Many trails go up the mountain–the best workout you can get!
Small buses, pedicabs, and tricycles to and from downtown zip by our gate every 5 minutes. The trip to town is 10 pesos and takes six minutes.
The terminal serving our apartments is in front of building #2 at the farmer’s market in downtown Dumaguete. Ask for the terminal to Candau-ay. It’s easy to catch public transportation to and from the farmer’s market, where you can buy fresh meat and vegetables. Or, just ride your free motorbike anywhere you want to go.